so recently i have been thinking about this idea i had one day about jesus during his resurrection, and i am quite sure any religious fanatics will scald me, but good. but anyways one day i was sitting at my work doing things involving worky, and then this strange question popped into my nogging "during jesus' resurrection would he have been considered a zombie?"
i mean he was technically dead and he was reanimated and he did not heal (hence the showing of the nail holes to his disciples)and i don't know about you but that would make for a real cool movie series from the night of the living jesus, to the return of, dawn, and day of the jesus. talk about the infinite gross accumulated from merchandising alone! why hasn't anyone else thought of this? is it too touchy and issue? why should it be? i think that jesus has passed his intended shelf life. his time is gone and over and yet still people continue to go on with the same ramble, believing jesus has become such a long shot, it borderlines believe in jesus or ....believe in the leprechaun guy from the lucky charms cereal! television is worshipped more than god nowadays people spend more time indulging in placebo brain stimulation than in the "creator of the universe"ppft.my employer is a "devoted christian" but i think his faith is balancing precariously uptop. oh and here is a lovely story and i tell you this is not a lie or joke. he had this minister, who had been a faithful servant of the lord for 40 or so years, and one day he went into the hospital to have a check up so the examination ensued and at a point during they were doing a tissue sample(i can't imagine what brought on the idea but) in which they needed from an area below the equator and they accidentally pearced his testicle sack and with some bad luck a virus had gotten in and killed the poor bastard. he was dead within a day.so my boss comes to work all sad looking and then i ask what was the matter?
and he told me the whole story, after words i sat there quiet trying to hold in the laughter(i have almost no sympathy sorry) so what i finally said was this " wow, the lord works in mysterious ways." we both laughter a good while after and continue to laugh to this very day which brings up a good question if you were a devoted christian wouldn't you be a little puzzled if god had decided to have you die because of your testicles?me, i would be plain pissed. aw i am so going to hell. no, really i am, they have a managment positon waiting.