christmas day:
up late hanging out with my friends and debating inexhaustable topics, fun. one of those times that it is very fun and relieving to have the friends that i do. everyone is asleep waitng to awaken and ransack the tree to find what surprises lurk in the many folds of paper and ribbons that adorn the cardboard capsules, to tell the truth i am a little excited for the morning, it always summons nostalgic memories of fantasies from my childhood, imagining that this obese fire hazard of an old man decked out in a red suit with fluffy white bondage wrapping around his abdominal region, an area in which you aren't sure if it is a result of gluttonous, glandular, intoxication or a simple case of legendary mandatory robustuous dispositions. ligthly sprinkled with soot and chard wood bits, he enters and indulges in his nocturnal habits of cookies, milk, and the taking advantage of the rudimentary laws of some such misletoes(which a certain song has insinuated)with the lady of the house, and after being satiated he will deposit these gifts underneath a brightly decorated(optional) pine with little blinking lights. so once payment is made for hospitable accomodations with food, drink and tail, he scurries back up the shaft and scoots off on a aerial toboggan powered by a supernatural form of caribou and continue onto the next restfully sleeping household to enjoy more food, drink and wife. so we wake and find a horde of compensation, the little children are exasperatingly rambuncious while tearing these parcels to shreds, while the mother is overly content and even up much earlier than usual!? ahhh christmas, may it be merry and as surpising as we can make it and i don't know about you but the whole story about this present distributing prowler and sexual deviant, but it must have been thought up by a very imaginable homunculi. hopefully or we are more screwed up than we may have believed.

so recently i have been thinking about this idea i had one day about jesus during his resurrection, and i am quite sure any religious fanatics will scald me, but good. but anyways one day i was sitting at my work doing things involving worky, and then this strange question popped into my nogging "during jesus' resurrection would he have been considered a zombie?"
i mean he was technically dead and he was reanimated and he did not heal (hence the showing of the nail holes to his disciples)and i don't know about you but that would make for a real cool movie series from the night of the living jesus, to the return of, dawn, and day of the jesus. talk about the infinite gross accumulated from merchandising alone! why hasn't anyone else thought of this? is it too touchy and issue? why should it be? i think that jesus has passed his intended shelf life. his time is gone and over and yet still people continue to go on with the same ramble, believing jesus has become such a long shot, it borderlines believe in jesus or ....believe in the leprechaun guy from the lucky charms cereal! television is worshipped more than god nowadays people spend more time indulging in placebo brain stimulation than in the "creator of the universe"ppft.my employer is a "devoted christian" but i think his faith is balancing precariously uptop. oh and here is a lovely story and i tell you this is not a lie or joke. he had this minister, who had been a faithful servant of the lord for 40 or so years, and one day he went into the hospital to have a check up so the examination ensued and at a point during they were doing a tissue sample(i can't imagine what brought on the idea but) in which they needed from an area below the equator and they accidentally pearced his testicle sack and with some bad luck a virus had gotten in and killed the poor bastard. he was dead within a day.so my boss comes to work all sad looking and then i ask what was the matter?
and he told me the whole story, after words i sat there quiet trying to hold in the laughter(i have almost no sympathy sorry) so what i finally said was this " wow, the lord works in mysterious ways." we both laughter a good while after and continue to laugh to this very day which brings up a good question if you were a devoted christian wouldn't you be a little puzzled if god had decided to have you die because of your testicles?me, i would be plain pissed. aw i am so going to hell. no, really i am, they have a managment positon waiting.

finally this week of stress is almost over and i can relax, i am quite sure that the four whole days off that i am having for the holidays is well deserved, but.... i do have an essay to write during that time, oh well you can't pick and choose.
why is it and hopefully there are others out there who have relations similar, why is it that no matter what i do i am always looked at like some lazy ass who doesn't lift a finger? i mean all i have been getting from people lately is that i am not doing enough fucking work or chores or productive things, i have just finished my first semester of full time university while working full time at my place of employment and doing as much home related stuff as possible and now that i am off all people have to say is "why aren't you doing more?!" i thought i would be allowed to fucking rest once in a fucking while.
i haven't had a day off for almost four months going non stop with school, work, homework and housework and commuting for half an hour to an hour between all of them! now i know i shouldn't complain, but fuck, when is it that i am able to rest!
i am worn out and no one has anything else to say but why are you resting you should be working.
sorry for the rant, but i have been holding it in for a while and need an outlet.
if i keep in this constant state of activity there will be nothing left but a torpid old carcass waiting for the next crass order to be spewed forth. fuck sorry

well it is christmas and the rush begins. have most of my stuff taken care of and now i have to look in to the food for the dinner that we are going to have and also we are trying to have a czech christmas dinner, which was requested by this dinner nazi friend of mine the dinner consists of deep fried carp and potato salad...... yep that is it nothing else he said that it was a "peasant meal" which turns out is what is eaten quite often by the czechs, so often and yet they continue to refer to these meals in a separate social class and as far as i know a peasant meal is a czech meal so therefore czechs are.........peasants. hee hee man, the logic.

i have a beef there is this religious nut going around and flagging other peoples blogs because they are swearing in blogs.
i think that is completely wrong. for three reasons:
1. they are not directed at you in anyway, they don't know you and they don't care about your views on life, they live there lives the way they see fit hennce the free-will deal.
2. to condemn someone for their way of talking is ludicrous, self-expression is a luxury most people(including jesus) have enjoyed for a millenia.
3. if you don't like it don't look at it. unless your some kind of sado-masochist.(you are o so dirty)....
self expression should never be hinder just because we don't understand.